robbery

I think that most people would freak out if they were to get robbed... At knife point. Now, I'm not sure if this plan would work for everybody or just if I were the robber because sometimes I'm an idiot. Anyways, here is my diolog of how I think a knife robbery which included me, would go.

Robber: Give me all your money! *holding knife*

Me: Oh! Okay! Here, take it all... Woah, wait that's an amazing knife. I'll trade you all my money for it?

Robber: Okay, here you go. *hands over knife after I hand over money*

Me: Mwahahah, bitch! Gimme all yo money! 

I'd just flip the role and rob him my money back... Or just huddle in a ball on the ground, in tears. 

Either or.