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Friday, January 13, 2012

marijuana

I can almost guarantee you that if marijuana was legalized, people would stop bragging about how much they smoke and all sorts of shit like that.

I feel like people boast just because it's illegal and they feel rebellious. I was rebellious too once. When I was 10, I wanted to sign up on the Degrassi website and it said you need parents permission. I lied about my age and signed up anyways. Shh.. Don't tell.

Anyways, I don't see a lot of people over 19 bragging or getting our their measuring cups, selling alcohol since it's legal for them and I never see people bragging about smoking cigarettes.

A lot of people eat yogurt or bananas. I never hear anybody brag about that. I'll be the first one since I'm eating some yogurt right now...

YO HOMMIES! I'M EATING THIS VANILLA YOGURT WIGGAZ! I GOT THAT FUCKIN GOOD SHIT! HIT ME UP - YOGURT FOR SALE! I EAT MORE YOGURT THAN ANY BITCHES OUT THERE! YOU KNOW, FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY, EAT YOGURT! YO I HUSTLE FUCKIN YOGZ, BROTHA, GOT THAT AUTHENTIC GREEK WHITE SHIT WITH DA FINEST FRUITS, GET AT ME SONZ N DAUGHTERZ!

Keep that shit on the DL. Don't want the po-po raiding my house, idiots.

1 comment:

  1. hahahahahahahahahahah ooooh god ashhh, ily.

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